British Comedy Guide

Ki: Go Home Boris

F/X footsteps

F/X protesters shouting - geering - booing - hissing.

PROTESTER 1
"go home Boris!! ill set
me dog on ya..boooo!

PROTESTER 2
"wanker!"

PROTESTER 3
"you look like a fat
Julian assange.. booo!!

BORIS JOHNSON
"bloody cretins."

F/X knocking on door

F/X door opening

SERVANT
"evening sir."

BORIS JOHNSON QUAFFS.

BORIS JOHNSON

"childish oiks!

F/X door closes with a click.

F/X ticking clock ..... F/X DING!

F/X door opens.

SERVANT
"good bye sir."

F/X footsteps

F/X single protester.

PROTESTER
"oi! mayor-dee-arse!
go and get your hair cut!

BORIS JOHNSON (DISTANT SHOUT)
"bugger off you jiz!

F/X door opening.

POLICE OFFICER
"sir."

F/X footsteps.

DAVID CAMERON
"carry on."

F/X car door opening.

F/X car door slams

F/X police radio.

POLICE RADIO
"Boris is off the premises i
repeat Boris is of the premises.

F/X radio fuzz.

F/X car driving fast.

F/X car breaking.

F/X electric car window going down.

DAVID CAMERON
"nice one sarge. ill set me dog
on yah! classic, I bet boris shat
himself when he heard that. anyway
keep the good work up.

POLICE OFFICER
"thank you sir."

F/X electric window up.

F/X car speeding away.

F/X police radio.

POLICE OFFICER (RADIO)
"sarge,mrs cameron wants to know if
you can pick the kids up,she has left
them at the pub.

F/X radio fuzz.

POLICE OFFICER (RADIO)
"or asda..over."

F/X radio fuzz.

THE END

Nigel, I think you and me have very different senses of humour...

Dan

It's quite a confused sketch, there isn't a clear punchline - rather an old reference put in at the end.

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