F/X footsteps
F/X protesters shouting - geering - booing - hissing.
PROTESTER 1
"go home Boris!! ill set
me dog on ya..boooo!
PROTESTER 2
"wanker!"
PROTESTER 3
"you look like a fat
Julian assange.. booo!!
BORIS JOHNSON
"bloody cretins."
F/X knocking on door
F/X door opening
SERVANT
"evening sir."
BORIS JOHNSON QUAFFS.
BORIS JOHNSON
"childish oiks!
F/X door closes with a click.
F/X ticking clock ..... F/X DING!
F/X door opens.
SERVANT
"good bye sir."
F/X footsteps
F/X single protester.
PROTESTER
"oi! mayor-dee-arse!
go and get your hair cut!
BORIS JOHNSON (DISTANT SHOUT)
"bugger off you jiz!
F/X door opening.
POLICE OFFICER
"sir."
F/X footsteps.
DAVID CAMERON
"carry on."
F/X car door opening.
F/X car door slams
F/X police radio.
POLICE RADIO
"Boris is off the premises i
repeat Boris is of the premises.
F/X radio fuzz.
F/X car driving fast.
F/X car breaking.
F/X electric car window going down.
DAVID CAMERON
"nice one sarge. ill set me dog
on yah! classic, I bet boris shat
himself when he heard that. anyway
keep the good work up.
POLICE OFFICER
"thank you sir."
F/X electric window up.
F/X car speeding away.
F/X police radio.
POLICE OFFICER (RADIO)
"sarge,mrs cameron wants to know if
you can pick the kids up,she has left
them at the pub.
F/X radio fuzz.
POLICE OFFICER (RADIO)
"or asda..over."
F/X radio fuzz.
THE END