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I have to say I'm tempted by a big Blondie box-set thats coming out.

Perv,

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 1st September 2022, 8:40 AM

Perv,

And what's wrong with that?

Quote: Lazzard @ 1st September 2022, 8:15 AM

I have to say I'm tempted by a bog Blondie box-set thats coming out.

Me too although I've got the original albums.

Quote: Chappers @ 1st September 2022, 7:27 PM

And what's wrong with that?

Me too although I've got the original albums.

I've decided to stop quoting Wings. And what's wrong with that?! I'd like to know

Lewis capaldi has announced he has Tourette syndrome

I know how he feels

Every time Lewis Capaldi comes on the radio I can't help blurting our "turn that f**king shit off for f**k sake"

Quote: lofthouse @ 7th September 2022, 6:03 PM

Lewis capaldi has announced he has Tourette syndrome

I know how he feels

Every time Lewis Capaldi comes on the radio I can't help blurting our "turn that f**king shit off for f**k sake"

They all make out they're autistic, or got Tourettes or are dyslexic because it makes them think that people sympathise with them. Why can't they just shut up and let their "music" speak for them?

https://youtu.be/Ahr4KFl79WI The very best! Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Mercy Seat.

Apparently John Lydon and Public Image Limited are competing to represent Ireland at the Eurovision Song Contest. Probably better than My Lovely Horse.

Today's Interesting Fact About The Spice Girls
The five Spice (which has five letters) Girls (which has five letters) released Say You Will Be There (which has five words) on the fifth month of the year. It sold five million across five continents, it was first broadcast in Italy (which has five letters) at 5.05 on Channel Five, and it was total and utter f**king shit.

Five million? In their dreams.Five,perhaps.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th January 2023, 9:16 PM

Today's Interesting Fact About The Spice Girls
The five Spice (which has five letters) Girls (which has five letters) released Say You Will Be There (which has five words) on the fifth month of the year. It sold five million across five continents, it was first broadcast in Italy (which has five letters) at 5.05 on Channel Five, and it was total and utter f**king shit.

Ah but I'm seeing Sporty tomorrow!

What's the point? You know what she looks like.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 28th January 2023, 10:29 AM

What's the point? You know what she looks like.

Up close and personable (she was) clad in head to toe skin tight lycra just about 10' away from me.

No comment.
I'm over my Sporty obsession. Things will never be the same again.
Serve him right. Smug asshole. https://www.nme.com/news/music/watch-paul-mccartney-almost-get-run-over-while-recreating-iconic-beatles-album-cover-3388589 Driving Rain, McCartney. Not as good as Flaming Pie, but seriously underrated. I think part of the prob was it was his 'Heather Mills is God' phase.

Apparently the most popular song with women is 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' by Cyndy Lauper. Isn't that hilarious? Imagine if a guy said that: 'Oh women? They just wanna have fun dun't they. Stoopid sending 'em to school or giving 'em career opps cos that ain't what they want. Girls ain't deep like me or David Beckham or Justin Bieber: glass of bubbly, lengtha dick, they're all right.' You'd be castrating the sexist wanker with rusty garden shears... My favourite line is, 'Some guys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world.' You're so right Cyndy, the number of times I've done that. Every night my wife comes home from work (not that she should be working in your little world), looks in the fridge and goes, 'Not again. What're you like, eh? I'm gonna call you Mr Stalker and Kidnapper, you silly little arse.'

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