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I think it's really funny that Kelloggs use Ca Plane Pour Moi in their adverts.

Firstly here is an English translation.

https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Plastic-Bertrand/Ca-Plan-Pour-Moi/translation/english

Secondly its based on Jet Boy Jet Girl which has some - shall we say - interesting lyrics.

Noddy Holder must be getting worried that the income from his "pension" will be decreasing this year with not so many shops open to play Christmas music all day long. So he's released a new CD;

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Heard somewhere that his Christmas song makes him £250,000 a year?!?!?!?! WTF!! Surely not.

Miley Cyrus' 'Midnight Sky' marks her fifth top ten hit! Each Miley song has been recorded with her backing band for Warner Bros, each Miley song has been accompanied by a big budget and occasionally controversial video, and each Miley song has been total and utter f**king shit.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th November 2020, 4:47 PM

Miley Cyrus' 'Midnight Sky' marks her fifth top ten hit! Each Miley song has been recorded with her backing band for Warner Bros, each Miley song has been accompanied by a big budget and occasionally controversial video, and each Miley song has been total and utter f**king shit.

Yes.

Manu Chao - Santa Maradona (Larchuma Football Club):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CUnwPgopIk

Madonna - Vogue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI

(Not a bad match by modern players' standards,,,,,,,,,,but it did end 0-0 as they forgot to bring a football)

New Order - Touched By The Hand of God:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9crl7b_rlE

Pop Will Eat Itself - Touched By The Hand of Cicciolina:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWu7Ejm_TM

Madonna is total and utter f**king shit too. I've never understood how this sub Sam Fox masturbation study became a feminist icon. Zzzzzzz

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th November 2020, 8:35 PM

Madonna is total and utter f**king shit too. I've never understood how this sub Sam Fox masturbation study became a feminist icon. Zzzzzzz

Very muscular arms which kind of fits.

As soon as I got that coffee table book of hers, "Sex", that was my aspirations to be a prospective parliamentary candidate down the toilet. In fact, no one in the local party came back for a Gold Blend for 15 years.

Michael - Just because someone posts something doesn't mean that they like it. For example, I only adore 99 of every hundred poems I write. This, I am afraid, is life.

She must be practicing for when she meets me. https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2181985.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/%C2%A3%C2%A3Mel-C-and-Matt-Cardle-kiss-on-stage.jpg

Just been watching "All you need is love" a pop music documentary series. They're highlighting Mike Oldfield this week.

Does anyone who owns Tubular Bells ever play it?

I played it once.Someone borrowed it and I pretended to forget.

Quote: john tregorran @ 28th January 2021, 3:23 AM

I played it once.Someone borrowed it and I pretended to forget.

:D

I turned on this morning to watch All you need is love - the aforementioned history of music documentary.

There was a bit of Jack Bruce, then some Baker (Gurvitz Army I think) and then somebody I have never heard of.

Joy of Cooking. I'm sure they never made any impact in the UK whatsoever. I like to think I know about a lot of bands without necessarily knowing their material but I have never heard of them. Supposedly quite important in the USA.

Then as it went on I realised it was the same one I'd caught the tail end of featuring Mike Oldfield.

How do you spot a Lennon obsessive? He buys Yoko albums.
How do you spot a real Lennon obsessive? He listens to the f**kers.

I named my kid after the greatest band in history: Geri Melanie Melanie Emma Victoria Monkhouse. God, he hates me.

Paul McCartney says the key is to be always positive. How does the six-billion-quid-a-billisecond megastar do it? What's your secret? I guess we'll never know.

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