Quote: Will Cam @ September 29 2012, 9:03 PM BSTIt's an obscure thread which he probably never intended coming back to.
Exactly.
Chillax! As nobody says...
Bum Jam Page 3
I'm in my Everton top and PJ bottoms, chillaxed is my middle name!
Leaves room for first and third names to be abused.
Quote: Will Cam @ September 29 2012, 8:56 PM BSTBussell, you are the Don King of the BCG.
While you is busy speechifying my boys is fixin' to throw down, brutha! Now quit your middlemeddlin' or I'll hit so hard you'll have to check into hospital for some serious contusionentous!
Quote: zooo @ September 29 2012, 11:56 AM BSTThe title annoys me.
Yeah, Bum Jelly would make it much more marketable in the States.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 29 2012, 8:08 PM BSTI think it's fair to say sootyj was calling you out, Teddy. The only question left is how this ruckus is going to go down.
Do I have to remind you Bussell?
I think I do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrjmHZm7UPI
wheres your f**king tool Bussell?
I'm not being funny but Scum was one of the most unrealistic films I have ever see in my life,and is nearly as depressing as watching Kes in your undies.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 30 2012, 12:29 PM BSTI'm not being funny but Scum was one of the most unrealistic films I have ever see in my life.
You haven't seen Star Wars then?
Kes in your undies.[/quote]
Was that the sequel
In response to the erotica questions.
I could write that story but my rates are much higher than £2. However, you could get it written for free if you were to put it up as the monthly story request on my website and nobody else posts a better choice 
Not with my back love, besides I have a wife and four chairs and can't afford to bee getting involved in tailor made porn
Good luck to you though.
As amusing as that little exchange all was, let's get back to the topic of this curious little sketch show now please. Thank you. 
I thought this area of the site was for real sketch shows. The televised kind I mean. Is it permissible in this instance because the makers are flogging hard copy off their website?
Cotter and Ray Winstone's scene in The Sweeney, Cotter almost unrecognizable in a wig. The sex scene that followed is banned in the UK for good reasons.
Why would something not count as a sketch show just because it's not been on TV?
Quote: Kat Steel @ October 8 2012, 3:06 PM BSTWhy would something not count as a sketch show just because it's not been on TV?
I seem to remember a while back it being said that only televised programmes belong in the official sitcom and sketch show threads and, given that the mods have moved your post, it sounds as though my memory bears out.