NJ KI: Royal Boob

ANNOUNCER:And finally, reports are coming in that,
following the recent statement from Clarence
House that The Duchess of York, Kate Middleton,
has joined the radical feminist group Femen in
order to protest against media intrusions into
privacy, the move has backfired as the European
press is now awash with pictures of the Duchess
of York leading a topless protest.

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NJ don't do this kind of gag. They don't have a 'newsreader'-type of thing going on, so you'd have to find a different angle for the gag.

Similarly with KI.

Dan