NJ KI: Royals Gone Wild

JUSTIN:Because of recent changes in certain financial arrangements I'd rather not discuss - thanks a lot for that advice, Jimmy - it's necessary for us here at Newsjack to generate a little extra income. So with that in mind, it's now time for a short message from the Newsjack shop:

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QUEENoes one wish to see some hot x-rated action?

PRINCE CHARLES:I jolly well thought so! Buy your copy of Royals Gone Wild today.

QUEEN:Watch a naughty young price playing strip billiards. See His Royal Hotness like you've never seen him before.

PRINCE CHARLES:I say! Or perhaps you'd like to see a bad little Duchess sunbathing topless?

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QUEEN:Buy today and receive a free copy of Royal Bloopers, volume 23 in the Duke of Edinburgh collection.

This has a little The Bugle feel to it, unfortunately there is not enough there though. You need a punchline at the end and you need to develop the idea more

Agree with the above. Need to big it up a lot more.

Dan