Quote: Baumski @ August 1, 2007, 10:16 AMPersonally, I can think of better ways of celebrating Mother's Day.
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Dear diary
It's my 200th day away from home and what did i do today - well i went white water rafting this morning and then some scuba diving where i saw a hugggggeee turtle. Oh and after lunch of nachos (mmm they were cheesy) i went and did a 15,000ft sky dive.
My life is so empty!
14th August 2008
Today I decided to take my life in a new direction, I have decided to become an archaeologist. Not a real, knows-what-he's-finding archaeologist but a fake one like Tony Robinson. As a start into this new career I decided to dig up my garden to try and a small but perfectly preserved Roman town. I found nothing. Not put off I decided to dig up my neighbour's garden in the hope of finding an undiscovered iron age settlement. I found a body under the patio and have decided it is time to move house. My final port of call for the day was the village recreation ground where I hoped to find evidence of an entirely new civilisation which has laid undiscovered for a millenium. I got arrested. I was told I must put right all I had dug up. I tried to explain that Time Team never bothers to put stuff right again, but they said they didn't care. I tried to tell them about the body under my neighbours patio, but they said they didn't care. So I have decided that, to conicide with my community service, tomorow I shall start my new career as a landscape gardener. No possible chance of getting arrested with that.