INT. CLASS ROOM - DAY - DAY 1
We see the under 7s biology lesson finishing. The children stand up and begin to filter out of the class room. the teacher reminds them about there next biology lesson.
TEACHER 1
"remember children we will
be covering sexual orientation
tomorrow. so make sure you bring
your permission slips."
All of the children walk out of the class room.
IN. CLASS ROOM - DAY - DAY 2
We see The teacher calling the register,she feels a tug on the bottom of her dress she turns around and sees little mark standing there wearing an over sized cagoule a large woolly hat he's holding a compass and has a ruck sack on his back.
TEACHER 1
"hello mark. why are you
wearing that?
MARK
"were going orienteering
aint we miss?
The teacher grins at mark and pats him on his head.
TEACHER 1
"go and sit down please
mark."
Little mark sits down at the back of the class. a second teacher walks in to the class room to take the register away. the two teachers have a quiet conversation.
TEACHER 1
"oh can I have a word
please."
TEACHER 2
"fire away."
TEACHER 1
"i think it might be wise
to make sure the parents
get the letters from now
on."
Teacher 1 makes a head gesture. teacher 2 looks over towards little mark.
TEACHER 2
"yeah I can see what you mean.
I'll make sure it sorted. see
you later.
Teacher 2 walks out of the class room. Teacher 1 begins the lesson.
TEACHER 1
"ok children we can
begin."
Little mark raises his hand.
MARK
"miss!"
TEACHER 1
"yes mark."
MARK
"so if were not going
sexual orienteering
will I not need these
then?"
Little mark hold up two Durex. teacher 1 is flabbergasted and quite distressed to say the least. she takes a deep breath and begins the lesson.
TEACHER 1
"one and one is two.
two and two is four.....
FADE TO
THE END
