We see three men in a house all sitting together on a couch watching the TV.
In front of them on the coffee table is an array of pizzas, McNuggets , chips ,crisps etc.
The three men are very excited
MAN1
"Ten minutes to take off!"
MAN2
"We should have had seat belts fitted to the couch; this is going to be more awesome than my 40th!
MAN 3
"All I remember of that night was when I gave that girl our order at the McDonald's drive though in Klingon! She didn't have a clue!"
All three men laugh and high five each other
MAN1
"I can't believe your wife is letting you have us round to watch a Dr Who marathon and in the living room as well!"
MAN 3
"We have our own arrangements!"
MAN2
"My mum wouldn't even let me have it on in my own bedroom. I'm starting to think it's moving on time!"
MAN 1
"Here we go again, you've been saying that for twenty years!"
MAN3
"Ok let's not start all that again, besides you only live with your sister. Right getting back to a certain Dr Who marathon I have a little something you boys might find interesting"
The man hands out Dr Who Cyberman masks with voice distorters, they all put them on and start talking to each other in Cyberman voices.
MAN1
"I will destroy the Tardis!"
MAN2
"I will destroy the Time Lord"
MAN3
"I will hold your coats!"
The three men are laughing like hyenas when the living room door opens and a woman dressed like a slut walks in with three black men.
WOMAN
"Alright here's the deal! You tits stay out of the bedroom and don't touch any coke lines you see knocking around"
MAN 3
In Cyberman voice
"Yes dear !"
Enjoyed this Teddy, especially.