British Comedy Guide

Para-mix Up

EXT. OLYMPIC STADIUM - NIGHT

We see massive queues outside the illuminated £500 billion pound Olympic stadium. paralympics signs everywhere.

INT. OLYMPIC STADIUM - NIGHT

security stewards are searching and patting people down. A man carrying a large sports bag over his shoulder is next in line.

STEWARD
"next"

The man with the large sports bag walks forwards.

MAN
"hello

STEWARD
" hello mate. what's in
the bag?

MAN
" my athlete's"

STEWARD
"you have got athlete's
in your bag?

MAN
"what?"

The stewards raises his voice.

STEWARD
" I said! you have got
athlete's in your bag!"

MAN
"yes I know. you don't
have to shout!"

STEWARDS
"seriously! what's in
the bag?"

The man places the large sports bag on the table and unzips it. within no time 2 parrots jump out on to the table wearing shorts and sports vests. The steward is shocked to say the least.

STEWARD
"whoa! what you doing!?"

MAN
" there my athlete's?"

STEWARD
"you do know it's the
para-lympics don't you?

The man seems confused and very disappointed.

MAN
"oh right. I'm gona have
to get these hearing aids
sorted out it taken me
month's to train these.

STEWARD
"new batteries might be a good idea.

The man whistles the 2 parrot athlete's back in to the bag they fly away towards the exit. the deaf man runs after them. The steward shouts.

STEWARD
"next!"

A man wearing a cap down over his eyes and wearing a t-shirt that says.

"MACEBOOK... UNSOCIAL NETWORKING FOR PARANOID PEOPLE"

The cap wearing man leans in close to the steward and whispers.

MAN
"hey mate. I have come to run
but how many people are
are in there?"

The cap wearing man points towards the main stadium entrance. the steward says nothing. he stands there is complete disbelief slowly shaking his head at what he is having to deal with.

THE END

Very funny, simple as.

Hello ted thanks for reading it mate. :D

Silly and funny, right up my street Nigel. :D

cheers for that nicky. :D

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