We see a very sleazy night club full of people clad in leather and chains etc they are all standing in a circle around the dance floor.
In the middle of the dance floor there is a man in a jacket ,shirt and tie with no trousers or underpants on .
He is hanging upside down from a spinning globe, a man in a leather mask is whacking his arse with a cane.
The man is screaming
MAN
"For god's sake stop when I read BDSM I thought this place was a bloody driving school"
Hello ted. I like this it's right up my street the only issue I have is the man has gone from being in the middle of the dance floor to being upside down. other than that ..i like.
He is in the middle, he's just upside down.
Short and sweet, nice gag Teddy. You could also have someone into BDSM going to a BSM driving school! 
To use the tired old cliche, "I like this" (genuinely).
However, I wish there was some way, visually, to display that the man was looking for a driving school, rather than have him shout it out.
Maybe have him screaming "stop!", while waving a provisional driving license in his torturer's face.
Edit: Maybe, then there could be a cut to another guy with a gag-ball in his mouth (and all the leather stuff), sitting in a BSM car next to a very confused, tweed-wearing/conservative instuctor.