Mr he won't buy flowers 2

MR POWERS IS BEING SHOUTED AT BY HIS SHREWISH WIFE SHARON

SHARON
Where are my flowers? Get me flowers or I'm leaving you Mr Powers!

SHARON STORMS OUT
MR POWERS TAKES HER WOOLY HAT AND SMEARS THE INSIDE WITH IMAC, THEN OPENS HER THERMAL MUG AND SPRINKLES TABASCO AND IPICAC IN IT (IPICAC MAKES YOU PUKE)

SCENE2

SHARON ARRIVES AT HER OFFICE SHE SITS AT HER DESK AND TAKES HER HAT OFF,HAIR FALLS OUT AND SHE HAS UGLY BALD PATCHES

SHARON UNSCREWS HER THERMAL MUG AND TAKES A SIP BEFORE COUGHING VIOLENTLY AND RUNNING OFF TO THE TOILET

HER COLLEAGUES LOOK ON CONCERNED

OOV SHARON THROWS UP VIOLENTLY IN THE TOILET

SHARON'S COLLEAGUES NOW LOOK EVEN MORE CONCERNED

SCENE 3

RETURNS TO HER DESK IT'S COVERED IN FLOWERS AND CARDS, ONE OF WHICH READS
"Nice knowing you."

I remember the Ipecac from Family Guy and we spent ages trying to look it up, so it's not well known on this side of the pond as far as I know.

I like the premise but I'd have had him shaving her head, then making a phone call.
and then relatives coming round,