OK. before I get going on this I have to point out this is the first of five sketches if you like it and you want to see more then I will be more than happy to put them on.
(1) BIRD
its world cup final day and we see a man sitting in his armchair wearing a woolly hat holding a can of beer and blowing through his GO-gozella. The incessant tweeting coming from the bird cage hanging from the ceiling becomes an irritation for the man he tries to ignore this but he can't take it anymore.
MAN
"do you know what!?"
the man stands up walks over to the bird cage and without warning he smacks the birdcage down off the ceiling with the go-gozella and proceeds to stamp on the cage. the little parakeet is trying to squeeze it's self out. the man stamps the cage flat the little parakeet has no chance. the man feels a presence behind him he turns around and sees his 2 children open mouthed with a look of complete shock across their faces. the man takes a deep breath.
MAN
"the birds dead kids!"
the man turns his back on his kids and walks away towards his chair cheerfully singing to himself.
MAN
"come on you reds."
the man sits down and carry's on watching the world cup final completely ignoring the distressed children.
THE END
there is no form of abuse aimed towards the kids. that is the only one of the five sketches that involves kids.its aimed more towards the bird tweeting and disturbing the football. 
and Laz I see the punch of the gag when the man looks at his kids and says.. "THE BIRDS DEAD KIDS" in my head the tone of the mans voice is that of concern and that bird died of natural causes even tho they just seen him squish it.