We see four high ranking police officers and London Mayor Boris Johnson standing in a corridor facing a door marked 'INTERVIEW ROOM'
There is a red light on the wall that is flashing below it is a small sign saying 'Do not enter room when red light is flashing'
A man in a suit comes out of the room and the Mayor and police officers are clearly excited.
The highest ranking officer starts the introduction
TOP COP
"MR Mayor this is Detective Inspector Nobby Parker, the finest detective on the force!"
BORIS
"You don't have to tell me, not after this!"
DI NOBBY PARKER
"He's admitted everything sir"
BORIS
"I'm lukewarm with police confessions; they can be a bit...."
DI NOBBY PARKER
Interjects
"No problems Mr Mayor, no one's laid a finger on him! It's all on tape. We have the CCTV from the foyer he walked into this station of his own free will, he's dressed to the nines in top hat and tails and has freely and openly put his hands up to everything!"
BORIS
"Even the computer switch at the Bank of England?"
DI NOBBY PARKER
"Yup, he's even giving us full confessions on the Knightsbridge Diamond caper and as you know he'll give the whereabouts of the Turner collection to the Mayor himself, It's a ego thing!"
BORIS
"It dilutes his image a tad. I'm mean he might be well dressed as you say but as far as.."
TOP COP
interjects
"They always come up with names they can't live up too"
DI NOBBY PARKER
"He's still very upbeat despite everything, he's been telling jokes and showing us his cufflinks apparently they used to belong to Clark Gable"
BORIS
"Right let's get in there and find out where these bloody Turners are?"
The men enter the interview room it has no windows.
There are three chairs in the room and a desk with a recording machine on it.
There is one man in the room he is wearing a pair of heavy spectacles the left eye has a dirty plaster over it.
The man's face is covered in spots and he has a pubic hair moustache and three teeth
He has his jumper on inside out and back to front and is holding a twenty pound note.
The man speaks
LOCAL FUCKWIT
"The man gave me twenty quid to tell you to f**k off!"
Boris and the top officers file past DI Nobby Parker who has his head in his hands and is muttering.
DI NOBBY PARKER
"F**k"
A constable comes to the door in an excited fashion
CONSTABLE
"Great news sir I heard you caught..."
DI Nobby Parker kicks the door shut on the constable.