A customer walks into a cafe and orders a full English breakfast.
The man behind the counter nods
The customer sits down and reads a newspaper
The man walks up and places the breakfast on the table.
The customer folds his newspaper and then looks down at the plate.
The plate has a crack with hair in it; the egg is half cooked and is running like snot. The bacon is almost all fat, the sausages are burnt and the mushrooms look uncomfortably close to toadstools whilst the tomato is green
The customer stands up and walks toward the door
The man behind the counter spots this and calls out.
MAN
"Hey you haven't paid for the breakfast yet!"
CUSTOMER
"I won't be either"
MAN
"You ordered it"
CUSTOMER
"I don't want it now"
MAN
"What the hell am I supposed to do with it "
CUSTOMER
"Whatever you do don't f**king eat it!"
