INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
A young boy is sound asleep in his bed,suddenly he is woken by the sound of movement he sits up wearing spiderman pajamas and quickly turns his bedside light on, he is surprised to see a burglar wearing a balaclava and dark coloured clothing rummaging through his draws. the bugler stops what he is doing and looks at the young boy.
young boy
"who are you?"
burglar
"the tooth fairy!"
young boy
"no your not!"
burglar
"yes I am"
young boy
"no your not!"
burglar
"yes... i... am!"
young boy
" do you know santa then?"
burglar
"yeah he taught me
everything I know"
young boy
"what you looking through
my draws for?"
burglar
"a bag"
young boy
"for what?"
burglar
"teeth"
young boy
"what teeth?"
The burglar punches the kid in the mouth he then bends down takes his shoe and sock off and proceeds to put the sweaty sock under the young boys chin.
burglar
"spit... spit!
The upset young boy reluctantly spits all of his teeth in to the sock. the burglar ties the top of the sock in to a knot and puts it in to his pocket. the burglar flips the young boy a pound, slips his shoe on walks over to the open window and jumps out. the young boy walks over to the window and sees the burglar flying off in to the night with little fairy wings poking out of the back of his hoody. the little boy shouts and he now has a lisp.
young boy
"mum"!
mum (os)
"what?"
young boy
"can we canthull quithmas
this year pweese!!
the end
Dark, very funny and clever. I like the way your mind works Nigel.
