We see a yacht with a Coast Guard boat moored alongside it on the open sea.
We then see the bridge of the Coast Guard boat.
The crew are dressed in duffle coats and there is a man and woman sitting with red blankets draped over them as they clutch mugs of tea, they are both clearly in shock.
Coast Guard
"So you're saying that you were both naked and on deck shall we say 'enjoying the night air'
WOMAN
"We were making love Captain, I'm not afraid to say it, we're both adults and there was no one for miles"
MAN
"I did feel we were being watched, but I looked around and the horizon was clear
COAST GUARD
"That's when you heard the noise?"
WOMAN
"Yes, at first I thought that the aft dingy had developed a puncture"
MAN
"Then there was a giant splash and we found ourselves covered in goo, it was everywhere, I even had trouble holding the distress flare because of it!"
COASTGUARD
"This is the third Sperm Whale incident this week , the best we can do is hose your decks and give you some clean clothes,"
