When women get stuck on a desert island/holed up anywhere at all in the middle of nowhere, they never have access to a razor and yet still continue to wear tiny shorts and bikinis to show off their perfectly smooth legs for days and weeks on end.
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Quote: zooo @ September 7 2012, 12:45 AM BSTWhen women get stuck on a desert island/holed up anywhere at all in the middle of nowhere, they never have access to a razor and yet still continue to wear tiny shorts and bikinis to show off their perfectly smooth legs for days and weeks on end.
Meeooow . . . .
Or just... doing the thread.
Quote: zooo @ September 7 2012, 12:49 AM BST
Or just... doing the thread.
Yes. Where are the hairy oxters, that's what I want to know?
Quote: zooo @ September 7 2012, 12:45 AM BSTyet still continue to wear tiny shorts and bikinis to show off their perfectly smooth legs for days and weeks on end.
"Ahrm gerrin a little stiffy already . . . . "
Quote: zooo @ September 7 2012, 12:45 AM BSTWhen women get stuck on a desert island/holed up anywhere at all in the middle of nowhere, they never have access to a razor and yet still continue to wear tiny shorts and bikinis to show off their perfectly smooth legs for days and weeks on end.
Certain shells, especially clam shells, can be whetted against a rock to make a perfectly adequate razor. If there are bees on the island/middle of nowhere, a woman can also raid the hive and then boil honey and beeswax to make a boiling paste for 'waxing'.
Quote: Raymond Terrific @ September 6 2012, 11:29 PM BSTIn Doctor Who, no one ever shits themselves when they see the Daleks.
If we take "shits themselves" in its vernacular sense to mean "panics", then it happens all the time on Dalek episodes. And if you insist on vulgarity, then it did occur in a Doctor Who strip in Viz Comic. But this is supposed to be about 'reality' versus TV/films. The Dead Ringers team experimented with putting Doctor Who monsters in real life and people just laughed.
Quote: Aaron @ September 6 2012, 11:30 PM BSTIn Doctor Who, no one ever laughs at the sheer ridiculousness of the 'monsters'.
You can say the same about the old zombie movies...the zombies there are hideous and move slower than an OAP tortoise. People there have all the time in the world to escape but get bitten by the slo-mo zombies anyway...I don't get it.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 5 2012, 9:45 PM BSTI already mentioned in another thread how I hate it when in films or sitcoms people suddenly start to sing and dance with music from the off...aka musical scenes. That never happens in my life! (And thank God for that!!!)
It happens a lot in my life.
Quote: zooo @ September 7 2012, 12:45 AM BSTWhen women get stuck on a desert island/holed up anywhere at all in the middle of nowhere, they never have access to a razor and yet still continue to wear tiny shorts and bikinis to show off their perfectly smooth legs for days and weeks on end.
And their perfectly shaped eyebrows. Also, men on that island have their shirts ripped and their trousers torn to the thigh, but their bums are still covered.
Quote: Loopey @ September 7 2012, 10:01 AM BSTAnd their perfectly shaped eyebrows. Also, men on that island have their shirts ripped and their trousers torn to the thigh, but their bums are still covered.
You must have been terribly disappointed by the Incredible Hulk movies and television show. Though, I'm not sure if I'd approve of children watching a superhero who's big green cock and balls were flopping about all over the shop.
Clothing theft - either from washing up lines or taken off knocked out guards, every time someone puts on stolen clothes they are almost a tailored fit. Even if it's a man and woman both putting on burly security man clothing and they are totally different sizes and heights.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2012, 11:11 AM BSTYou must have been terribly disappointed by the Incredible Hulk movies and television show. Though, I'm not sure if I'd approve of children watching a superhero who's big green cock and balls were flopping about all over the shop.
I wouldn't have know what they were then 
Heroines who happen to be wearing something suitable to tear and use as a bandage for an injured hero.
Movie scenario: a couple just woke up in the morning, both look great, nice hair style, no swollen eyes, no one has bad breath = hot kissing and passionate sex
I've noticed in American movies, anyone who drives anything other than an Enviro-Kill Mega-car is not thought to be 'saving the planet', but instead is assumed to be a loser. And God help them if (like in 40 year old virgin) they ride a bike instead.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 7 2012, 11:11 AM BSTClothing theft - either from washing up lines or taken off knocked out guards, every time someone puts on stolen clothes they are almost a tailored fit. Even if it's a man and woman both putting on burly security man clothing and they are totally different sizes and heights.
Indiana Jones struggled to find an SS uniform that fit.
In real life, when you sit three people behind one desk, three people behind another, and you sit at a third desk in the middle, hilarity does not ensure. If anything, everyone involved just looks confused.
In movies Americans are slim and well-toned.