A one legged man on a crutch hops into an ATOS centre to be evaluated for disability benefit
As he waits nervously to be seen he opens a pack of gum and chews, as he does so a small piece of foil from the packet falls onto the floor.
A woman then exits the examination room, she has no arms or legs and is steering her wheel chair by mouth,
The woman drives over to where the man is sitting and takes the driving switch out of her mouth and replaces it with a thin cane that has a piece of Blue Tack attached to the end of it.
She then leans halfway out of her chair and after ten minutes of exertion she finally manages to get the little piece of foil to stick to the Blue Tack.
The man is apologetic
MAN
"I'm so sorry I never saw the foil, I would have picked it up if I had"
The woman in the wheelchair speaks through a voice box.
WOMAN
"No problem sir, I'm new to the job so it's nice to be busy I find it helps time fly, these twelve hour shifts can be a real drag"
MAN
"If feel terrible, if I had have seen it I would have picked it, to be honest I can't believe they're making you work here"
WOMAN
"It's not too bad sir at least it's indoors, my husband's paralysed from the nose down, they've got him working as a scarecrow "
RECEPTIONIST
"The doctor will see you now! "