DOCTOR: Please sit down.
PATIENT: Ok Doctor, are the results in?
DOCTOR: Yes the problem is here.
PATIENT: You're kidding me!
DOCTOR: Yes, you're kidney.
PATIENT: No, I said you're kidding me.
DOCTOR: I'm not, now please be serious.
PATIENT: Ok, be serious.
DOCTOR: Well as you have asked, yes B is serious, so is A positive.
PATIENT: What about A Negative?
DOCTOR: A negative can be developed.
PATIENT: What into something serious?
DOCTOR: It depends on lighting really I think.
PATIENT: I'm sorry doctor I don't think we are seeing Eye to eye.
DOCTOR: Well I did need to talk to you about that, I noticed something wrong on your last visit. I think you need eye repositioning
PATIENT: Eye repositioning?
DOCTOR: Are you? Where to?
PATIENT: No I'm not moving anywhere.
DOCTOR: I think I can see your problem emerging now.
PATIENT: Yes? Well what is it?
DOCTOR: Appendicitis.
PATIENT: Appendicitis? But that's nothing to do with what I'm feeling
DOCTOR: Bronchitis?
PATIENT: Isn't that a throat disease?
DOCTOR: Well it's one of the two. You pick.
PATIENT: Pick? What on earth are you talking about?
DOCTOR: What I am talking about is this. This is you life!
PATIENT: Really? Like the TV show?
DOCTOR: No sorry that was a joke to lighten the mood. It turns out I picked up the wrong file. You're fine.
PATIENT: I don't know what to believe anymore, I feel like I've died a little inside.
DOCTOR: Well for that I would suggest laying off food with colourants in them.
