Pimp Cat: (IS A CAT WHO IS ALSO A PIMP. KIND OF LIKE AN ADULT VERSION OF TOP CAT.)
I Is gonna lay it on thick, me and maw ain’t been getting’ on so well. I was running a hoedown on the lowround outta my kid sister’s bedroom. Hell, the greenery I was raking in from that little project was keeping maw in fine bone tuna.
That catflap never stopped, man. But maw, well she put the paw down when I started a unisex cattery-cum-whorehouse. This tomcat I know, he liked to stray, if you know what I mean. And maw being maw, she wasn’t too keen on this tom-tom relation shit. So, she laid a cat trap on this bisexual tom cat.
She gave him a poisoned mouse. And he didn’t know it was poisoned. And the moral of this short tale: Bi-Curiosity Killed The Cat.
Like it Nigel.