-Tiger Woods was raised by Ligers.
-Dinosaurs not only wrote all of Shakespear's plays, they also invented Segways and cheeseburgers.
-The colour red was origionally called blue.
-Stop signs were invented by Reginald Theodore Stop.
-swimming was invented in 1881 by a penguin named Seymore.
-Ceiling fans were invented by Jeremiah Floor, after his cat lost an eye in a floor fan incident. He is also credited with inventing floors and cats and ranch salad dressing flavored shampoo (which lated came to be known simply as 'ranch salad dressing')
-Ironic t-shirts were invented by someone whom everyone secretly wants to punch in the face. He is said to often be seen wearing a t-shirt reading "please don't punch me in the face." if you see him... well, you know.
-Boxing gloves were origionally male self-gratification aids in Siberia.
.....these are the jokes people....
-Wooden furnature is made from moon rocks.
-Particle board is made form the same particals as cork board.
....so drunk now...
-Jane Goodall invented apes.
-Before he died, Steve Jobs was working on a device that would give people 3rd and 4th thumbs.
-A recently discovered painting in my grandmother's attic has been authenticated as an origional "me".
-Vikings invented shoes when they stole a pair from someone they killed.
....don't give up, I still love you.....
-The first mini-skirt was worn by some guy who got bored when his wife was out of town and her dress didn't show enough leg.
....okay, if you made it this far, I may as well finish with an awful joke:
Four jerks walk into a bar ~ and the bartender says; "Sorry fellas, I get off after three jerks."
allright, 2 more beers and I can sleep until noon!
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