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I am not sure comedy is your forte. Have you considered writing for Eastenders?

why? I don't like soaps

You must smell.

i like corry and every other soap but I don't like eastenders

Well it's London based and you are clearly averse to capitals...

I take it the script team from Balamory has been disbanded.

Could this be a first glimpse of the soon to be classic 'Fifty shades of pastel'?

part6 coming in a hour

Be still my beating heart

Quote: Tursiops @ August 30 2012, 10:40 AM BST

Well it's London based and you are clearly averse to capitals...

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Part 6
Mum:Your dad is horrible
Aaron:Why Marry that prick?
Dad:Because you are a tart.
Aarontop it
Maria:We should move out
Mumiss off dear
Dad:F**k off were not friends
Aaron:How about go on the Jeremy kyle.
Dad:Are you mad?
Maria:You are sad
Mum:Family war
Aaron:Your both cheaters
Dado What
Mum:My sister is coming over soon.
Aaronhe is a stupid bitch
Dad:Go to your f**king room.
Maria:That is nasty you dickhead
Mum:Hes a crybaby.
Dad:Haha
Aaron: Just shut up
Part 7 ! soon

I cannot wait to perform this

Quote: Vince Ives @ August 29 2012, 7:52 PM BST

Part of me thinks 'troll', part of me thinks 'too many posts to be a troll'.

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Drugs could be another explanation.

By the way...the thread title says "Script 2". Is there a "Script 1"????

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 30 2012, 3:30 PM BST

Drugs could be another explanation.

By the way...the thread title says "Script 2". Is there a "Script 1"????

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Yeah torch script

Part 7
Leeh balls here is Joan
Joan:where is my sis you knobhead
Dadver there you witch.
Mum:Hello Gaygirl
Joan:I am gay
Leetupid Twat
Mum:Wheres my clock
Dad:In your knickers
Aaron:Very funny
Joan:Hi Mr Stupid git
Aaron:You are a plonker
Dadh Shut up
Mumo not be so foul:
JeremyK: The Lie detector results are roger failed the test You are a bitch
Mum:Go away!
JeremyK:Get your ass of the stage before I will drag you
Aaronhut up you idiot.
JeremyK:You get out too or I will bust your ass!
Mumh No
Part 8 soon!!!

Quote: Lee @ August 30 2012, 2:47 PM BST

I cannot wait to perform this

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If the BBC's going to produce this script it will be as controversial as "Monty Python" in 60s/70s.

Quote: Lee @ August 30 2012, 2:47 PM BST

I cannot wait to perform this

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