British Comedy Guide

It's a date

A man is sitting nervously at an empty cafe table wearing a pink carnation in his lapel.
Another man enters the cafe also wearing a pink carnation, he looks around and sees the other man. The man walks slowly over past all the other empty tables and sits at opposite the man at the table.

1st man

"You're the friend of the fat man? You understand why it has to be done in Switzerland? I understand your well known for your frenzied use of the stiletto"

2nd Man

"Actually I'm 'Bi Curious early 30's? We spoke on the phone?"

Outside the cafe window we see two men with pink carnations in their lapels
The first man has a long scar running down his cheek. The other is wearing a jacket and Lycra cycling shorts.The man in the shorts then puts his hand to the others crotch and the man with the scar starts stabbing him"

Very good indeed! :D

That's funny.

It could grace any sketch show.

Thank you both, it's nice to be writing again.

Nice one.

Brilliant Laughing out loud

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