British Comedy Guide

Urbane Fox

We see a woman outside a block of maisonettes taking her washing off the clothes line, as she takes down a large white sheet she is confronted by a Man in full hunting gear sitting on a horse.

Woman

"Dear God you near killed me with fright, what the hell are you doing in my back garden?"

Huntsman

"Hunting a fox don't you know, chased him behind your shed, once the hounds are up we'll have the blighter out"

Woman

"Well for a start you can clear off out my garden!I'm not having you killing a poor fox! Anyway the only foxes around here are urban so what harm are they doing you?"

Huntsman

"The fox I'm chasing ate my cat three nights ago"

Woman
(Softens)

"Oh if it ate your cat I can see your point I love cats"

Huntsman

"So do I,I wouldn't mind but I was only letting it cool on the window ledge while I was decanting the Port!"

Woman

"Just f**k off out my garden!"

So the hunter was going to eat the cat? Not 100% sure if that's it? but I did like the lead up to it.

Yep he was planning on eating the cat!

I like it!

Thanks for that Angie.

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