Scene 1
Int. Night. A grand party taking place for a wedding.
Mary: Jesus! Martha’s up the creek here. So many guests have turned up she’s run out of booze. Can you help her out?
Jesus: Do you want the lads to nip to the offie? They can bring back 12 cases.
Mary: No. I was rather hoping you’d do one of your tricks.
Jesus: Mother! I’ve told you before, they’re only for something special.
Mary: Have you seen the number of people here? It’ll be great for your career, be fantastic PR.
Jesus: ( Sighs) Ok. Tell them to fill up five barrels with water.
Scene 2
Int.Day. A living room type setting. Mary is reading a newspaper shaking her head in disbelief. We see the article she is reading has the headline “Drunken Rampage in Cana”
Mary: Special Brew. Idiot.
Ends.