SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR WATSON (SH AND DW) STAND ON A MISTY MOOR DARK MOOR
SH
Somewhere out there old friend, is a sinister beast.
DW
But where on all this expanse of emptiness could a single beast be hidden?
FX INCREDIBLY LOAD BARKING OF MULTIPLE DOGS
SH (SHOUTING TO BE HEARD OVER THE NOISE)
The silence is eerie.
FX BARKING GETS EVEN LOUDER
DW (REALLY SHOUTING LOUDLY)
I think I hear something, could it be the hell beast.
SH GOES TO SPEAK BUT IS DROWNED OUT BY INCREDIBLY LOUD BARKING
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THEY ARE INFACT STANDING INFRONT OF AN ENORMOUS DOG SHELTER THE SIZE OF A TOWER BLOCK FULL OF DOGS
SOOTYJ WALKS ON AND TAKES A SIGN OFF THE FRONT THAT READS "Hound of the Baskervilles" AND REPLACES IT WITH A SIGN READING "Pound of the Baskervilles"
most excellent.