Is there really discrimination against women in comedy in 2012?
Well, yes - if you're a woman at the bottom of the comedy ladder doing cheap/free gigs to low-life male audiences who think failing to heckle a woman comedian is tantamount to an admission of homosexuality.
The reason relatively few women succeed in comedy is perhaps that relatively few women go into comedy in the first place and also that women are usually more sensitive than men and so are more easily battered into submission by what can be a very stressful and sometimes exceedingly painful life.
The trick is to tough it out while climbing a couple of steps up the ladder.
At the more-civilised levels of performance, where men are usually accompanied by wives and girlfriends, women comedians are usually given something approaching a fair crack of the whip because the men in the audience are trying to behave in a politically correct fashion in the hope of deriving some gynaecologically-based rewards after the gig.
And at still-higher levels of performance, TV producers are desperate to cram female comedians onto our screens. This is proven by the high number of crap and mediocre women comedians that we're forced endure on the telly every week.
Seriously, girls - are you telling me that if you closed your eyes and threw a shoe into Dorothy Perkins, you wouldn't be bound to hit someone funnier than Andi Osho or Shappi Korshandi?
There are great opportunities for funny women in Britain today.
They should be seized with both hands.
(The opportunities, not the women!).