It's amazing what you can buy at the 99p shop!
Nicely understated, although I'd have called it "It's amazing what you can buy at the supermarket!" as it's obviously not a 99p shop.
It is, indeed, a 99p shop. I promise you.
Really? Ok, but it does't look like one, which is what matters.
I like it though.
Good point. Will see about changing it. Can't believe how well behaved little one was. Phew.
As advised...changed on YouTube.