I had a minor car accident this morning.

Bump.

Wahey!

Were you driving a morris minor?

I reckon he was driving Miss Daisy.

This works on so many levels as it breaks down the need to construct a joke. Although I remember it from somewhere? I't may have been on the Mr Men or indeed an actual Mr Man, still well thought out, is it a collaboration?

Do you post stuff every August 12th If you do then next year I'll give the Grouse a miss and stay home for the next one.