INT. LAB.
Dr Tang mops up blood as Professor Bear examines a pair of wellies, smoke rising from the insides.
Professor Bear, dropping the wellies out of shot.
Welcome! to another spectacular experiment, here, in Lab 52! Today we'll be testing movie science! With these two transporter pods!
Two pods sit in the middle of the Experiment Room.
Professor Bear cont.
We'll be examining the science behind the classic Jeff Goldblum flick, The Fly. Of course, we can't expose any of our collegues to this sort of danger, so some of our test subj.. uh, friends have stepped forward as volunteers.
INT. 1ST POD
A large snake and a nervous looking monkey in a tie, wait inside.
INT. LAB.
Professor Bear
We're hoping to create a hairy snake that likes bananas.
He pauses, looks to the side in close-up, and shrugs.
Professor Bear.
Is everything ready to go, Science Cat?
Science Cat sleeps.
Professor Bear
Ok! Let science commence!
He pushes forward a huge lever and the pods spring into life.
INT. EXPERIMENT ROOM
A large green light flashes on top the first pod, before stopping and being replaced by a flashing green light on the second pod. The door to the pod swings open and a thick smoke cloud rises from inside. As it settles we see the large snake in a tie, a monkey-shaped bulge halfway down its body.
INT. LAB.
Professor Bear and Dr Tang stand open mouthed, Science Cat sitting beside them. They're all wearing Blues Brothers style shades.
Professor Bear
A dark day for science… Anyway, next week we'll be fitting the lab's Smart Car with a nuclear-fuelled power cell and, hopefully, travelling back to last Tuesday, chilli day in the cafeteria. Science out.
