'sets up dais in living room, winds up gramophone for fanfare, clears throat off stage'
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'Fellow posters, dare I say Chums? I have called you here today to hear something of great moment.
(where's The Guardian, Mail, Telegraph and that lot? They were all invited.)
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Anyway . . the announcement . .
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In future, I am only posting on threads that are half way down the page.
Thank you.
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Exits left for a beer.
Count how many posts per page then make sure you're within that number or you'll end up first on the next page.
Don't see what the problem is.
Top of the page again I see OR
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 11 2012, 10:10 PM BSTTop of the page again I see OR
>_< >_< >_< >_<
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 11 2012, 10:10 PM BSTTop of the page again I see OR
There are 15 posts per page. Do some planning. 
*jumps in cunningly at mid-page*
Nine.
Ooh, who will be the 16th??
Is this the most pointless thread, since the last one I started?
What was it? Shall we judge? What does Oldrocker reckon?
Quote: Booo @ August 11 2012, 11:16 PM BSTWhat was it? Shall we judge? What does Oldrocker reckon?
"spots Booo trying to tempt me into a top of page post!"
Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2012, 11:13 PM BSTIs this the most pointless thread, since the last one I started?
It might be pointless to you but it's life and death to some poor devil !
"continues in Hancock mode"
Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2012, 11:12 PM BSTPff! Coward. I expected more from a proud Wulfrunian.
I ay a wulf thing . . Black Country me Ode Pal !
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 12 2012, 12:01 AM BST"spots Booo trying to tempt me into a top of page post!"
I'm offended! 
But I don't cry like a baby when that happens.