You have got me doing it too now.
With typical SootyJ action, here is my animal lab sketch.
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DEADLY NIGHTSHADE
INT -- Lab ..Day
The animal scientists' laboratory, full of weird equipment and flashing lights. ROLAND RAT a six foot white lab rat in a white coat is speaking to a news camera.
ROLAND RAT:
Here we are about to do the crucial experiment to test if deadly nightshade can shade a deadly knight.
beat
ROLAND RAT:
And here is our Deadly Knight, Cuthbert Codswallop, Duke of Gormondy
Cuthbert clumps in wearing full armour with sword, at the top, his helmet is shaped like a flower pot and growing in it are a lot of deadly nightshade plants, trailing over the edges like a hair fringe.
ROLAND RAT:
Right stand there.. Ready, three two one Fire.
A laser beam comes from the side and slices off the top of Cutherts head.
ROLAND RAT:
Nope!
