Don't these Olympic commentators get right up yer nose? Did you hear Sharron Davies interrogating that poor Lithuanian girl who won gold in the swimming? How often are these people going to get away with asking the SAME STUPID MEANINGLESS QUESTION over and over again...that question is..."HOW ARE YOU FEELING"? How do you think she's feeling, you silly interviewer? Given that the girl didn't understand what she was being asked, she said something in Lithuanian, only to receive the huffy reply from Sharron Davies.."and what did THAT mean? Can't wait to hear someone reply "Well, I'm actually feeling like shit..could have done without THAT today 'cos I've I went out last night and got hammered and I've got a thumping headache...and I'll have you know that I missed an entire episode of "Big Brother" because I had to come here tonight, win a medal, and have to answer your STUPID questions"
Sharron : "er, well I've got an even more stupid question for you...can you talk us through the race?
Swimmer : Well, a bunch of us all jumped into a swimming pool together..and then swam madly up to the other end and back again..and I got back first. But that's not really important right now... isnt it time we heard what Gary Lineker has to say?