A wildebeest wanders down to a lake and takes a long slurp from the water.
The water ripples then clears.
WILDEBEEST (peering into the water)
(Terry Thomas voice) Well hellooo there.
HIS FACE STARES BACK AT HIM
Shy are we? Oh but you look verrry nice, new round here are you?
SILENCE
What do you say you slip into something more comfortable, and I'll meet you back here, say 8 O' clock? take a stroll down the savannah…
SILENCE
You could come back to mine after, I've got my own pad just down the plain you know, solid bamboo with a southerly aspect… (He leans in for a kiss)
A bullfrog pounces up and shatters the face in the water.
BULLFROG
(John Inman voice) I'm free big boy.
WILDEBEEST
Terribly sorry old chap, but I need to see my optician this evening on reflection.