A MEXICAN IS SITTING WITH A COWBOY IN OLD WESTERN BAR
Carlos:
You have saved our village & the lives of many Women & Children, we can never hope to repay what you have done. But please now after all this can you finally tell us your name.
Cowboy:
That's nice! No'one bothered to ask before It's Frank.
Carlos:
Your Cowboy name is Frank? Is that because you are honest & forthright?
Frank:
Oh I see! No my real name is Frank, my Cowboy name is The Pretty Fast Kid:
Carlos:
But you were very fast! I've never seen anyone faster.
Frank:
Well you haven't seen that guy over there.
Carlos:
Who's he?
Frank:
They call him the "Faster than the 'Pretty Fast Kid' Kid"
Carlos:
Now that is fast
Frank:
He's like a snail compared to that guy sitting at the table.
Carlos:
Who's he?
Frank:
He's the one known as "The not quite as fast as 'The Very Fast Kid' Kid"
Carlos:
He's not even a kid
Frank:
I know, it makes a mockery of the whole name.
Carlos:
So I guess that the Very Fast Kid must be the fastest in town.
Frank:
Almost but not quite. There's one man who is without doubt not only the fastest in town but perhaps the fastest ever seen
Carlos:
You don't mean?
Frank:
Yes the man they call the "Faster than the Faster than the 'Very Fast Kid' Kid Kid"
Carlos:
And where is..?
Frank:
He's running late.
