Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2012, 5:58 PM BSTBen one thing puzzles me.
If you never like my stuff why do you read it?
Don't take things personally. That's where people get pissed off with Critique.
Sootyj's signage at the olympics Page 2
Oh not at all personally.
But critique's always been 180 degrees for me. If you slate something, your slating is up for slating as much as anything.
I mean if you continually fail to find grade A comedy funny, you may be identifying a fault that lies within your own sense of humour.
There is of course still hope for you.
I can help.
I like to critique and I don't read and comment on everything of yours. What an ego you have!
And, anyway, I liked your Dad's Army mashup, so please don't bandy the term "never like" about.
Just you seem to find my stuff unfunny, I only occaisonally read those of people who I usually am not amused by.
Did I write a Dads Army mashup?
I don't even remember that.
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2012, 6:11 PM BSTJust you seem to find my stuff unfunny, I only occaisonally read those of people who I usually am not amused by.
Did I write a Dads Army mashup?
I don't even remember that.
A not very funny or popular experimental skit of mine from 3 years ago?
I think your making fun of me.
But Ben alas I can never really tell.
I messaged you at the time saying I liked it. That message is now lost to the winds of BCG time. You will just have to trust me, Sooty. I read it just now and laughed again. The insanity of it amuses me.
To which I can only reply if it genuinely amused you good for you.
But it's one I considered deleting as I just didn't like it all that much. Plus the beats are all wrong; there's 3 deaths in the skit but only 2 in the film.
Pastiches need to be accurate.
I guess I accidentally wrote a skit you liked.
We must be on diferent wave lengths.
Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2012, 6:34 PM BSTINTRO
Boris Johnson runs on and kicks the whore in the shins, she hops up and down
SCENE2
Julia Roberts is pestering RICHARD GERE.JULIA ROBERTS
Oooh you'll pay me 3000 bucks for 24/7 shagging, it's like a fairy tale.RICHARD GERE
Well I was wondering, do you know any rent boys, maybe with a pet gerbil?BORIS JOHNSO runs on set and kicks her in the ankles.
JULIA ROBERTS hops up and down..
BORIS JOHNSON
Take that strumpet I'm mayor wahey!
All good Sootyj stuff but...
Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2012, 6:34 PM BST
SCENE3
SOOTYJ sneaks out of the back of the stadium
he slips 2 DVDs into a dustbinONE READS "Olympics opening featuring Boris Johnson." the other reads "HOE LIMP PICS featuring Boris Johnson"
I'm not sure if works as well with the DVD's...normally there is just the one 'wrong' sign in if I'm remembering correctly...having him dump two DVD's seems not to make sense as surely the 'hoe' one would be still playing?
Yeh I should have the confidence to have just the hoe limp kicks DVD