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Status Report.t

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Nurse!!

Huh? What's this.

Ben's escaped and is on the loose again

This looks like the old 'Status Report Scam' as seen on Rogue Traders before the Italian one on the bike went to jail for benefit fraud.

Ben will take your current Status and sell it to organised gangs in Belarus in exchange for counterfeit mackerel.

So my advice would be to post your current status as 'horny' to fool the system.

No he's just smacked off his tits again

We just need to strip him down to his underpants and lock him in the BCG cellar for a few weeks

Quote: lofthouse @ July 19 2012, 10:23 PM BST

No he's just smacked off his tits again

Taking heroin and posting on the BCG is worse then Trainspotting - the hobby, not the film.

Lol, you old mentalist.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 19 2012, 10:26 PM BST

Taking heroin and posting on the BCG is worse then Trainspotting - the hobby, not the film.

Laughing out loud

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