Holiday Bargains!

OK we were on holiday in Italy, and you get guys selling stuff out of their back-packs.

On night one 'deaf' guy plonks lighters and funny little lamps; I bought a fun 'penguin lamp' as the light in my room was bad.

The next night another 'deaf' guy plonks lighters and similar, so I try to say I have one- He thinks I;m a lying twat!.

The next night; The original guy comes back and I explain that I have already bought a lamp, He then says 'Yes, was it from Me or Him?'

When He'd gone, it took me a minute or two to understand? -!!!

OK NOT FUNNY.

No offence intended

Butthat's incomprehensible

OK. True story, not told well!.

I don't understand this at all.

Balls.

I thought it was a general status report at first. I can see it's about locals trying to sell you stuff on holiday, but it needs redoing D to bring out the funny.

Yes, realise not explained in 'funny' way- real life tales need re-working.