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Quote: zooo @ July 15 2012, 12:45 PM BST

40 is the new 30. So 30 is the new 20. So no one has anything to worry about. :)

As long as 20 isn't the new ten, the children will never leave home at this rate.

On the plus side I am much younger than I thought.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 15 2012, 12:41 PM BST

I'm 'turning 40' next year, and still have the same thoughts I had in my 20s. It's nothing major.

Same here, though I'm not sure it's a good thing in my case.

and people who are 10 have never been born?

thats horrible.

Quote: Booo @ July 15 2012, 12:50 PM BST

Same here, though I'm not sure it's a good thing in my case.

:D

I'm not expecting my life to go downhill the moment I hit 30 or anything. I'm just very curious about what my 30s will hold for me.

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2012, 1:00 PM BST

I'm not expecting my life to go downhill the moment I hit 30 or anything. I'm just very curious about what my 30s will hold for me.

Wisdom and hindsight. But poorer vision.

Quote: Booo @ July 15 2012, 1:03 PM BST

Wisdom and hindsight. But poorer vision.

And possibly losing your hair, although you don't really lose it, it just grows in different places.

Quote: Ben @ July 15 2012, 1:00 PM BST

I'm not expecting my life to go downhill the moment I hit 30 or anything. I'm just very curious about what my 30s will hold for me.

Probably a life sentence for something deeply disturbing.

I'm not even where Ben is yet, so I'm having to contemplate the issues/worries of a person approaching this early life crises of reaching 30.

My early thirties was the time all my friends started getting married and having babies. Good for them, but inadvertently reminding me that I need to get a move on and become a proper grown up.

So my advice is ditch all your friends and get younger ones.

I don't remember 30, but as the clock struck midnight on my 40th birthday, I found myself making a poo atop the office toilet.

I'm 40 next year

I feel about 73 though

I'm 90 next year ... I think ... Or am I ... Don't remember. No maybe 91.

Quote: lofthouse @ July 15 2012, 9:33 PM BST

I feel about 73 though

I seriously thought you were Huh?

Quote: DaButt @ July 15 2012, 2:23 PM BST

I don't remember 30, but as the clock struck midnight on my 40th birthday, I found myself making a poo atop the office toilet.

I think 40 is when you are allowed to use the expression atop.

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