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:) Crusty french bread, cheese and beetroot- gorg'!

Beetroot crisps are nice.

They look a bit wrong.

Yeah, but they just taste like crisps. A deep fried* thin slice of vegetable.

*or oven baked, whateva!

Beetroot ranks alongside sprouts as being a perfect vegetable. * mouth starts to water*

I love sprouts!

Me too!

Sprouts are aces

but are interesting in that they're easy to cook badly but hard to cook well.

Always think of Christmas when sprouts are mentioned, like sprouts.

Round here they'll have their Christmas spouts on a low gas in about six weeks.

Don't like them hard.

Sprouts are wrong unto the Lord.

Sprouts are the devils testicles

Puke

Good girls eat their vegetables!

Finished work in north London and popped by a nice looking Chinese buffet for tea.

Dear God was I wrong. Everything was lukewarm and had been going for hours.

So laid off the meat as it was obviously poisonous.

The vegs were softer than sponge and tasted literally of stale farts.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2012, 9:43 PM BST

Good girls eat their vegetables!

What do bad girls do with their vegetables?

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