Not very topical any more but...
George Osborne says there is no Plan B which shows how much he knows about urban music!
Tetrapak heiress Eva Rausing was found dead in her London mansion. But police have denied that she had the air squashed out of her and her corners folded back before being dumped in the recycling.
The Wimbledon final just goes to show that for most English tennis fans, the next best thing to a British Champion is a crying Scotsman.
F1 driver Maria de Villato has tragically lost an eye. But at least her new one eyed perspective has got her a job at the Mail on Sunday.
Under a new scheme, prisoners in Brazil can get time off their sentences for reading books. One prison Governor explained that anyone who'd read a Jeffrey Archer novel... had already suffered enough.
China's first woman astronaut has returned to Earth without any problems... because she stopped and asked directions.