Response to : Make an unfounded claim about ...

I could not see a suitable place to respond to the unfounded claims without ruining the thread itself, so I will respond here.

Brian Brane sleeps in the graves of dead children.

Only on Thursday.

Brian Brane is the God of Blasphemy. He regularly defiles his own temples by screaming his own name.

This is totally unfounded. Well done.

Brian Brane is the slush created when you put salt on slugs.

And the rest.

Brian Brane would like to be a well rounded person He is just too square.

All universes are round, and not persons.

Brian Brane's Drains are full of ????

Space?

Brain Brane is a total racist! - whilst technically not true, it will get his Twitter account suspended and land him in jail.

My TWATTER account is still active, and it would be prison rather than jail.

Without wanting to rake things up, what's all that about?

Surely you'd have to be pretty small to sleep in the graves of dead children. And why would you want to anyway? A modest B&B would be far more comfortable.