CLOWN WALKS INTO THE ARENA CARRYING A SUITCASE, IT HAS A PHONE SCREEN DRAWN ON THE FRONT SO IT LOOKS LIKE AN ENORMOUS PHONE.
HE ALSO HAS A SMALL BOX WRAPPED WITH A BOW WHICH HE PUTS ON THE GROUND
ANNOUNCER
Hey clown what is that.?
CLOWN
It's my new ipad.
ANNOUNCER
More like you've been had.
CLOWN
No this one can do anything.
ANNOUNCER
Can it text the prettiest girl in the rodeo?
CLOWN
You bet!
CLOWN PULLS OUT A BIG SHEET OF PAPER FROM HIS SUIT CASE. WRITES ON IT WITH MAGIC MARKER TURNS IT INTO A PAPER AEROPLANE AND THROWS IT AT A GIRL IN THE AUDIENCE.
ANNOUNCER
Ok I'm impressed, but I bet it doesn't have Angry Birds.
CLOWN
That's where you're 110% wrong.
CLOWN TAKES OUT FOLDING TABLE FROM THE SUIT CASE, THEN BALANCES SOME TOY PIG IN A PYRAMID
GRAMS
THE ANGRY BIRDS THEME PLAYS
CLOWN THROWS A COLLECTION OF TOY BIRDS AT IT BEFORE EVENTUALLY KNOCKING THE PYRAMID DOWN AND DOING A VICTORY DANCE.
ANNOUNCER
Yeh, yeh. But does it have GPS?.
CLOWN
Who needs GPS when its canoe function can actually take me places! It's got a canoe app.
ANNOUNCER
A canoe app?
CLOWN EMPTIES OUT CASE SITS IN IT, PICKS UP A PADDLE REMOVED FROM THE CASE AND BEGINS TO PADDLE (EITHER STATIONARY OR IF YOU CAN PUT WHEELS ON THE CASE AROUND THE RODE0)
CLOWN
I'm off to hunt Big foot!
CLOWN ROWS OUT OF RODEO