-first thing I've ever written, open to the harshest of feedback, written as a stand up act-
there's a place in west africa called liberia where canabolism is rife, there's shit all over the street, literally shit, and rubbish mountains piled up high everywhere. this guys election for prime minister slogan was 'he killed your ma, he killed your pa, but you'll still vote for him"
He won!
people in iraq be like 'dammnnn Liberia is f**ked up! I'm so glad I live in Iraq'
'i'm so glad I said in iraq' - said no one.
do you think people in iraq go 'north koria looks lovely this time of year'
if you laughed at that, you're dumb, they don''t have any money!
people moan about our government and stuff but its great, I have the freedom to walk out this room fly to any country I want and live there! but some mum's in iraq like 'watch out for that mine in the road Abida'
they can't leave the country, and if they could it'd be a bad idea, you know why?
all the kebab shops and newsagents are full up!
we got enough of them
they're on every c**ting road
that joke's probably politically incorrect
i don't really care about politics
i can't even pinpoint iraq on the map
we've been at "war" with them forever
my father was stationed in iraq for a while
and I don't even know where it is
and I have no idea where it is
and whats the difference between iraq and iran
two letters?
seriously? I have no idea
and I bet most of you don't either
but I bet you know that: College Graduates are Not Where They Hoped They'd Be
or
You Can Judge 90 Percent of a Stranger's Personal Characteristics Just by Looking at Their Shoes
that's in the news right now
whilst people are eating human meat with their toast...
they don't have any toast.
