Nothing on the telly so ended up writing this instead...thoughts?
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INT HIGHSTREET BAKERY
AN ARRAY OF CAKES, BISCUITS AND BREADS SIT ON DISPLAY BEHIND THE COUNTER.
CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIR
Don't say anything, but his nibs Granary is for the chop any minute, I heard Mrs Trent saying he'll be ready as soon as he's cooled off.
CREAM DOUGHNUT
Doesn't surprise me, the crusty old git.
CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIR
This place has gone rightly downhill, nothing more than a knocking shop these days.
CREAM DOUGHNUT
I know, fancy putting those jam tarts on the same tray as the choux horns. Squelching all night the dirty beggars, I had to roll into the caster bin to get some kip.
CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIR
I though you looked a bit pale.
CREAM DOUGHNUT
I wouldn't mind, but after last week and the entire apple puff family being massacred by that dozy cow from the YTS scheme....I'm still having flashbacks, the smell of burning pulp will linger with me as long as I have a layer of cream running through my veins.
CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIR
Listen, this will cheer you up...you know that high and mighty Belgian one, all butter wouldn't melt and snow white icing and always with the glistening red cherry on her bonce?
CREAM DOUGHNUT
Yeah...
CHOCOLATE ECLARE
Well, I hear she's got a bun in the oven.
