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What do you smell like?

Scents, they can really throw you, can't they?

Take me, for instance. I've been here almost 2 minutes and still have my own scent. I can't describe it, it smells like nothing I've smelt before (and I mean this).

I mostly get called.. well.. I can't say what I mostly get called.. but I don't use roll-on (unless you ask for it really nicely) and don't add redundant soap where it's not wanted. I suppose at a push you'd say it's english.

On the 'phone, if I announce my name (PPI Claimback) I get called **** or ****, so that should give you an idea.

I love scents and regionalisms, even Scouse, which is a stew from Liverpool.
But my fave has to be Hampshire burger van.

So, scents. What do you smell like?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 8 2012, 2:43 PM BST

I don't use roll-on (unless you ask for it really nicely)

Ball or Aerosol?

Quote: Marc P @ June 8 2012, 2:46 PM BST

Ball or Aerosol?

No.. I want it for my armpits.

;)

I smell like Omo* at present.

*Omo is known as Persil in The Uk.

I'm getting a whiff of twat combined with rotting brains coming from you, Stylee.
Do something about it, please.

Quote: Booo @ June 8 2012, 2:54 PM BST

I'm getting a whiff of twat..

Quote: reds @ June 8 2012, 2:51 PM BST

I smell like Omo* at present.

Ha, ha! You smell like an 'omo!

I'm usually rocking the following smell combos - tobacco, beer, Right Guard and Tommy Hilfiger (which I hilariously call Tommy Fishfinger - because I'm so funny and that).

Quote: reds @ June 8 2012, 2:51 PM BST

I smell like Omo* at present.

Come on reds.. you don't fool me. You speak strine, right? So you must smell of Wagga-Wagga and koala juice, or some other stereotypical regional scent, surely?

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 8 2012, 3:06 PM BST

Come on reds.. you don't fool me. You speak strine, right? So you must smell of Wagga-Wagga and koala juice, or some other stereotypical regional scent, surely?

Don't live anywhere near Wagga-Wagga to smell like it, haven't murded a Koala recently.

Do you ever kick a tin a way Reds?

Cane toad breath?

Quote: Marc P @ June 8 2012, 3:11 PM BST

Do you ever kick a tin a way Reds?

I genuinely don't have a clue what you mean.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ June 8 2012, 3:12 PM BST

Cane toad breath?

Possibly since I haven't brushed my teeth tonight. I could go outside and see if I can find one to snog just to be sure?

Sorry reds isn't Kikatinnaway a place in Oz?

Quote: reds @ June 8 2012, 3:24 PM BST

I genuinely don't have a clue what you mean.

Possibly since I haven't brushed my teeth tonight. I could go outside and see if I can find one to snog just to be sure?

What would a cane toad turn into when snogged?

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