Reporter:As the job market continues to fail, I'm with Brian Bindle who, over the last 6 months, has applied for an incredible 1008 jobs! All without success. I'm just looking at your C.V here, Brian, and you spent 25 years working in a biscuit factory and then you were made redundant.
Brian:Yeah.
Reporter
o what sort of jobs have you been applying for?
Brian:Loads, teacher, for example. Like in schools n' that.
Reporter
k, and you're qualified for that?
Brian:No, but I mean, I can read and write. Not like kids these days with their text messaging and Facebook lingo.
Reporter:Um. Just looking at your CV here....
Brian:Yep.
Reporter:...and you've spelled 'biscuit' as in 'biscuit factory' wrong.
Brian:B-I-Z-K-I-T oh yeah, so I have. LOL, LOL. (beat) I missed out the 'e' at the end didn't I.
Reporter:Brian, all these rejections must be a huge blow for your confidence?
Brian:Well, it's terrible really. Especially with the squad that Hodgson's picked for the Euros.
Reporter:The football?
Brian:Yeah, it was one of the jobs I applied for. You'd think the FA would give me an interview with my track record. I took Yeovil Town to the Premiership in 1998 and I won the World Cup with Zimbabwe in 2054.
Reporter:This is a football management computer game?
Brian:Call it whatever you like; my record speaks for itself.
Reporter:Right. (Muttering) Christ. Anything else you've applied for recently?
Brian:Well after JJB Sports rejected me I tried to become the president of France, made up a campaign slogan and everything.
Reporter:Really? What was that?
Brian:Alle le Brian. French authorities didn't want any of it though. Bunch of racists. (beat) I've always hated the French anyway. I mean, I'm the sort of bloke that could turn my hand to anything. I could do your job. All you need is a microphone and some idiot to talk to.
Reporter:Yup.
Brian:Right, give us a go then.
Reporter:Excuse me?
Brian:Come on.
Reporter:No, it's my microphone. I bought it with my own money.
Brian:Give it here.
There is a tussel over the mic. Brian wins out. He speaks into the mic too loudly.
Brian:Right, ok let's start the interview. Um...what is...your...favourite... uh...biscuit?
Pause.
Reporter:No. Just...no.
Brian:F**k this; I'm going back on the dole.
FX:microphone being dropped.
END.