SCENE1
SGT Finger and LTNT Cake are interrogating Joe in his busy office.
JOE
Can't we just live and let live? They just want a work, raise a family they're not harming anyone.
LTNT Cake
Oh really? Show the man what we found?
SGT Cake hold up a small plastic treasure chest.
JOE
It's not so bad.
SGT Cake holds up a small model of a scuba diver.
JOE
Ok ok, I'll help.
LTNT Cake
Get the bate Sgt Cake.
SGT Cake pulls out a 6 foot long narrow case.
SGT CAKE
Smells of fish and shit you never get used to it boss.
SCENE2
SGT Cake walks throught the office. He has a 6 foot long stringy goldfish shit hanging out of his arse.
He's sweating looking around clearly knowing he's being watched.
An office worker in a suit with a fish head mask jumps from their desk and starts nibbling the enormous fish shit.
SGT Cake
Boss he's here! And he's a big one!
LTNT Finger leaps from behind a desk with a small fishing net and pulls it over the fish office workers head.
LTNT Finger and SGT Cake wrestle the fish office worker into an enormous plastic bag with water in it.
LTNT Finger
Should have stuck to fish flakes! You fish flake!
SCENE3
JOE LTNT Finger SGT Cake stand around a toilet with JOE, LTNT Finger has just flushed it. JOE is crying.
There's a big empty plastic bag on the floor.
JOE
He had 300 kids, he only ate 150.
LTNT finger
It's never easy.
SGT Cake
He was flushed with success.
SCENE 4
LTNT Finger is shouting at his boss CPT Anne Chips
LTNT Finger
Damn it what do you mean it ain't our damned juristiction he ate 3 surfers!
CPT Anne Chips
He's a Cartifalagous, he's a shark!