My first general thread.
I'm having much fun making up 2012 Olympic events for TWATTER!
I wondered if the British Comedy Guide forum cares to join me, in this, the most British past-time, of amusing one's self through the extraction of urine.
2012 Olympic events
2012 Olympic events: Synchronised panicking #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: The uphill dog turd skiing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: The five-hundred metre pub crawl #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: The two-hundred person turnstile crush #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: The one-thousand passenger challange #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Mixed doubles streaking #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Freestyle todger waving #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Top deck double-decker mooning #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Kerbside vomiting #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Womens beach littering #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Mens concealed urination #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: One digit tweeting #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Freestyle texting #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Facebook orienteering #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Passive protesting #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: The twelve minute sit-in #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Five-a-side kettling #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Passive smoking #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: All weather al fresco dining #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Left handed gesturing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: East London banta #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Rhythmic queueing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Public announcement interpretation #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Close quarters shopping #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Eight items or less #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Self service check-out #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Freestyle queueing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Indoor queueing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Cancelled event queueing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Tourist baiting #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Solo photography #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: The one-hundred metre pigeon chase #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Pedestrian dueling #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Congestion charge avoidance #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Traffic warden tossing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: German accent spoonerism #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Crossword relay #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Parking space Sudoku #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Urban dressage #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Dodeca uzi-trap #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Innocent by-stander skeet #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: One metre pistol shootout #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Two metre pistol prone #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Twenty-five metre replica stand-off #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Cockney #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Pocket Cludo #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Water bombing #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Penny football #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: Chase the ace #jonnyangry
2012 Olympic events: British bulldog #jonnyangry
The 400 metre MP back pedal relay
Freestyle stalking
Gay baiting
Quote: Will Cam @ June 2 2012, 5:29 PM BSTFreestyle stalking
Mixed Celebrity Stalking
400m Boris Biking
Freestyle Heroin
Synchronised Hackney Posing
Boris Baiting
1000 meters Copper Cable.. robbing event.
100 kilo. Snatch,lead Pipe lifting ..event.
The Unmarried Teenage Mother with the most kids by different Fathers..event.
(Lots of competition expected in this Event)
The Norman Tebbit "on your bike" Race.
The David Milliband pissing in the wind Marathon.